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Bon Scott And His Band Were In Vegas. Suddenly They Saw A Dynamite Stick Thrown Over To Them. Bon Touches It. Somebody Else Asks Him "Should You Be Touching That?" Bon Says"It's Okay For Me To Touch I Know What It Is." Then That Same Guy Replies "Oh Really Than What Is It?" Then Bon Replies"IT'S TNT. IT'S DYNAMITE." The Guy Says To BON "OKAY THEN JUST DON'T BLOW YOURSELF UP!!!!!"

- Submitted by: Kat Dennings

I hate Bon Scott. I hear there is a Statue made to honor him for what, At least it will be awesome to see dogs pee on his statue.

- Submitted by: Kat Dennings

Kat: Did You Hear That Bon Scott Died In 1980? Tabitha: Yes I Did. But Where Is He Now? Heaven Or Hell? Kat: I Can't Be Sure, But I Think He Is ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL.

- Submitted by: Kat Dennings

Q: What Does Bon Scott's Voice Have In Common With Nails On A Chalkboard A: They Both SCRREECH

- Submitted by: Kat Dennings

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