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How is Sonny like a 'Most Wanted' poster?
The County Sheriff is the only one authorized to peel them off a tree!

Did you hear about Sonny Bono?
They say he could pack his whole life into a trunk.

What kind of tribute should Cher perform?
A moment of silence.

Did you hear Sonny Bono died while skiing?
He fell off the 'Cher' lift.

I guess Sonny's ski vacation didn't go so well. Hey look at the bright side…
At least he's out of the woods.

Submitted by: LucidLupin
What did the tree say when Sonny crashed into it?
I Got You Babe
Submitted by: P. Domm
What do Sonny and Chastity Bono have in common?
They both went face first into a bush.
Submitted by: Sharon Sharalike

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