Jokes about Sonny Bono from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
How is Sonny like a 'Most Wanted' poster?
The County Sheriff is the only one authorized to peel them off a tree!
Did you hear about Sonny Bono?
They say he could pack his whole life into a trunk.
What kind of tribute should Cher perform?
A moment of silence.
Did you hear Sonny Bono died while skiing?
He fell off the 'Cher' lift.
I guess Sonny's ski vacation didn't go so well. Hey look at the bright side…
At least he's out of the woods.
What did the tree say when Sonny crashed into it?
I Got You Babe
What do Sonny and Chastity Bono have in common?
They both went face first into a bush.
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