Jokes about Sonny Bono from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
How is Sonny like a 'Most Wanted' poster?
The County Sheriff is the only one authorized to peel them off a tree!
Did you hear about Sonny Bono?
They say he could pack his whole life into a trunk.
What kind of tribute should Cher perform?
A moment of silence.
Did you hear Sonny Bono died while skiing?
He fell off the 'Cher' lift.
I guess Sonny's ski vacation didn't go so well. Hey look at the bright sideā¦
At least he's out of the woods.
What did the tree say when Sonny crashed into it?
I Got You Babe
What do Sonny and Chastity Bono have in common?
They both went face first into a bush.
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