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Bobby: "You ought to come to the talent show tonight." Susie: "I don't know......" Bobby: "Oh c'mon, it'll be fun. Jagger is going to be there." Susie: "Jagger? Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones?" Bobby: "No,'s Frank Jagger, the clerk at the grocery. He sings." Susie: "Oh.........well..........." Bobby: "And McCartney.....he's coming." Susie: "Paul? Paul McCartney of the Beatles?!" Bobby: "No, no, it's Bill McCartney, pianist at the local lounge." Susie: "Oh............I don't think...." Bobby: "And Bono. I almost forgot about Bono. He'll be there too." Susie: "Bono?.....The guy from U2 ?!!: Bobby: Yup.

- Submitted by: jethro

Bono was recently asked to write a musical version of Spiderman it was thought he would be able to sympathise with peter parker because when he was younger he was bitten by a radioactive twat

- Submitted by: Simon

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