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Apparently, a girl woke up out of a coma when listening to James Blunt but compare that to the people he's put into a coma...
Out of a coma: 1.
Into a coma: 99,977,866,554....

James Blunt had a WWE match against the 360 lb. Brodus Clay and lost miserably. After being carried out on a stretcher, he said, “It’s times like these I don’t want to be on Superstars.”

- Submitted by: Garrison

James Blunt just loves to say that he's beautiful
.....that's how lonely he is.

What happened when James Blunt fell into a pencil sharpener?
He became James Sharp.

- Submitted by: goldenjesus

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