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Beyonce called Justing Bieber and told him he could sing one of her songs at a concert.. Nervously he asked: "Which one?" She laughed and replied:... "If I Was A Boy."

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Justin Bieber Got Tattoos, He got one that Says Believe, Well, I believe that Justin Bieber will burn in the Fires Of Hell.

- Submitted by: JAY K

Justin Bieber’s mom often tells stories of when he was a little boy. The stories are from a few months ago!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Not So Eager Justin Bieber Are you bored of your pop stars taking to the stage on time? Do you like sitting in the dark? Then this Canadian pop star is for you. He will make you wait almost two hours, more by special request. Justin Bieber, delay guaranteed.

- Submitted by: Christopher Long

Pink and Justin Bieber were drinking, Tattooing, and Smoking. They were partying so hard that Justin Bieber passed out. Pink sang "Please Don't Leave Me."

- Submitted by: Jason Konopka

Q: Did you hear the reason why Justin Bieber decided to become a Surgeon? A: So He Can Deliver THE BABY BABY BABIES OOH

- Submitted by: Jason Konopka

Q: How do you make Justin Bieber cry? A: Tell him Santa’s not real!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: What do you call Christian Bieber fans? A: Beliebers!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: What were Justin Bieber's First Words as a Baby? A: Which one's Mommy.

- Submitted by: Jay K

Q: Why Can't you trust Justin Bieber in a room with a bunch of Jehovah Witness Women? A: Knowing Him He would knock them all up.

- Submitted by: JASON KONOPKA

Q:What does Justin Bieber have in common with Eddie Van Halen? A:They both run with the devil. Q: What does Justin Bieber have in common with AC/DC? A: When they all die off they will be on a Highway to hell. Q: What does Justin Bieber have in common with Canadian Bacon? A: Both come from PIGS

- Submitted by: Jay K

What is Justin Bieber's favourite sweet? Jelly Baby Baby Baby

- Submitted by: Christopher Long
 
 

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