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How can you tell if you have an authentic Beatles shirt? When it has a Ringo round the collar!
Heard about the new Beatles album? They've gone all Drum 'n' Bass...
I really hope The Beatles don't try and reunite like all these other veteran rock bands... They'd only be half the band they used to be!
If the Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, "Hello Goodbye?"
It must be lonely for Ringo being the only original Beatle alive.
.....First it was Paul then John and now George.
It seems as though the Beatles are dying in the wrong order.
King John and King George ruled England, King Paul ruled Greece, And King Ringo ruled the Drums!
My dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help.
One good thing about Lennon not reaching old age; he didn't become old, withered, and wrinkly like McCartney.
Paul: Why don't you just quit and live in an "Cctupus's Garden", Ringo? John: Yeah! And take you're "Yellow Submarine" with you! George: "Boys", let's say "Good Night" and leave him to pack his things! Ringo: Sure, but I'll only do it "With a Little Help From My Friends"... (Don't worry, I LOVE Ringo!)
Q: Did you hear about the Beatles re-union tour?
A: The shows were good but there was no John
Q: There was a ghost a talented guy from the band the beatles and an old lady. There was also a penny in the middle of the road. Who got the penny first? A:The old lady.Because a ghost doesnt exist and neither does a talented guy from the band the beatles!
Q: What does Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common? A: They both live off of dead Beatles!
Q: What were the worst words ever said in rock and roll?
A: How about we let Ringo sing one.
Q: What would be necessary to reunite the Beatles?
A: A gun and two bullets
Q: Which Beatle had the biggest penis?
A: Best, Peter
Teacher: Use "Beetles" in a sentence. Student: "By George," said Paul. "John's lost his Ringo."
What did George Harrison say to his guitar while it gently weeped?
What do you call a man who hangs out with a lot of musicians? Ringo Starr!
What is John Lennon’s favorite time? 9:10 because it’s one after 909.
What's the best "bug repellent" for your front porch? "Beatles" music; the other insects can't tolerate the noise, and they stay away from your porch.
When did Paul McCartney write 'Silly Love Songs'
Why was it so quiet at Beatles concerts?
Because they played like crickets.
Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground
With all the drug use going on in the 60's, it's a wonder none of The Beatles were found lying dead in bed. Unless, of course, you count the flowerbed in front of the Dakota.
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