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Heard about the new Beatles album? They've gone all Drum 'n' Bass...
It must be lonely for Ringo being the only original Beatle alive.
.....First it was Paul then John and now George.
.....First it was Paul then John and now George.
Q: Did you hear about the Beatles re-union tour?
A: The shows were good but there was no John
A: The shows were good but there was no John
Q: What does Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common? A: They both live off of dead Beatles!
Q: What were the worst words ever said in rock and roll?
A: How about we let Ringo sing one.
A: How about we let Ringo sing one.
Submitted by: Steve
Q: What would be necessary to reunite the Beatles?
A: A gun and two bullets
A: A gun and two bullets
Q: Which Beatle had the biggest penis?
A: Best, Peter
A: Best, Peter
What did George Harrison say to his guitar while it gently weeped?
Don't Fret.
Don't Fret.
Submitted by: Johnny Rabon
When did Paul McCartney write 'Silly Love Songs'
A. 1962-2005
A. 1962-2005
Why was it so quiet at Beatles concerts?
Because they played like crickets.
Because they played like crickets.
Submitted by: Renee Sutton
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