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I once knew this girl that was Sooooo Ugly... How ugly was she? Even Rick Astley gave her up!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

I'm giving up listening to Rick Astley... Who am I kidding? Rick, I'm never gonna give you up!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Rick Astley will give you any Pixar movie you want except for one. He will never gonna give you Up.

- Submitted by: ljcool2006/Bebble

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