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Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were having dinner at an expensive New York restaurant. It was the place to be seen and both had dressed for the occasion. Ginger was resplendent in a ball gown and diamond tiara while Fred wore his smartest morning suit. But the evening was marred when the waiter bringing their deserts tripped and covered Fred from head to toe in treacle sponge.
'I�'m terribly sorry' said the waiter.
You should be' replied Fred 'Thanks to you I�'ve got pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my tails.'

How did Fred Astaire kick his line dancing addiction? A two-step program.

- Submitted by: jethro

How did Fred Astaire learn to dance? He grew up with seven sisters and one bathroom.

- Submitted by: jethro

Rumor has it that Fred Astaire is still mad at Jesus in heaven for pranking him at the Riverdance contest.

- Submitted by: Jethro

What do you call a dancing pudding? Fred Eclaire

- Submitted by: Isis

What's pink and smells of ginger? Fred Astaire's finger.

- Submitted by: Huggy Hare

Why did Fred Astaire give up tap dancing at age 76? He fell off the sink.

- Submitted by: jethro

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