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Adele named her first 2 albums 19 and 21 because those were her dress sizes when she wrote them!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Did you hear about the computer that got thrown in the ocean? Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep.

- Submitted by: Amanda

I spotted Adele today. On Google Earth!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

If I gained a pound for ever joke I ever heard about Adele's weight, I'd STILL weigh less than Adele!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q why did adele cross the road A to say hello from the other side

- Submitted by: bob

Q. What is Adele's favorite Elton John song? A. Phil-Adele-phia Freedom

- Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD

Q. What is a term for ceasing to be an Adele fan? A. Inf-Adele-ity

- Submitted by: Mae Beam

Q. Why did Adele take some time off from music to practice agriculture? A. She was nurturing the farmer in Adele.

- Submitted by: Mae Beam

Q: What does Adele do on her days off? She spends the livelong day "chasing pavements"!

- Submitted by: Isac

Q: Why can't Adele swim in the shallow end of the pool? A: She can only roll in the deep!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

What computer sings good? A dell.

- Submitted by: Eve

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

- Submitted by: John Thorin

Q:Why can't Adele walk to the recording studio? A: She can only go rolling in the street!

- Submitted by: michele

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