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Fun Music Information -> Keith Richards

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Keith Richard. Submitted by: stoned

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Midnight Rider. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Theodora Augusta - Named after Keith's grandfather, Theodore Augustus "Gus" Dupree. Submitted by: Luna
  • Theodora - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
  • Dandelion - Maybe he named the kid after his most recent substance experiment... Submitted by: outthere
  • Marlon - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
  • Dandelion - Yeah, so Dandelion isn't the greatest name ever, and she changed it to Angela. Normal name, not a great one either. But what's wrong with it?? Submitted by: !!!!ANGELA!!!!
  • Dandelion - She officially changed her name to Angela - wonder why?! Altho, Angela is a bit crap. Submitted by: DeeDee
  • Dandellion - I think the drugs got to Keith....don't they also have a song called "Dandellion"? Submitted by: Billy Florio

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Yap YapTrump's answering machineSPANK that Douchebag traitor!

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Could Have Stood You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck my dick
Original Lyrics:
Shucks, my dear
"You Don't Move Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you think you got no friends
You drove like a rambling man
Original Lyrics:
Why do you think you got no friends
You drove them all around the bend

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Could Have Stood You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck my dick
Original Lyrics:
Shucks, my dear

Story about this misheard lyric by: Get It Straight In '88

For years and years and years I truly thought those were the lyrics. I also thought that was too raunchy for FM radio but I heard this song there. Not even in San Francisco where radio stations are diverse and you could hear about any music you'd like to would they play songs with X-rated language like that.They wouldn't play 2 Live Cru so I was surprised to 'hear' a song with those words on the air in the Midwest. Or so I thought.

Band Name Anagrams:

Rick Heard This Submitted by: Alexis
Thicker Radish Submitted by: Alexis
Derrick H. Has It Submitted by: Alexis
Heard His Trick Submitted by: Alexis

Crime Records:

"Heroin possession"
In the mid 70s Keef was married to heroin and he has a Canadian police record to prove it. He and the other Stones got busted in Montreal. Keith later kicked the horse habit. I've seen the Rolling Stones live in 1997 and Keef still smokes like a chimney, however.
Submitted by: Stoned

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