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Fun Music Information -> James Hetfield

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Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Castor - It's definitely NOT for Castor Oil, but Castor, as in Castor and Pollux, the twin half-gods sired by Zeus. Castor represents one-half of the zodiac Gemini. Submitted by: omega
  • Castor - Castor Oil? Doesn't that make you s***? Submitted by: Lisa
  • Castor Virgil Hetfield - I think that James is cool, and naming his children something that isn't considered as normal is fantastic. My own daughter's name is Elanna, and where I'm from, that's weird. I even thought of the name Tallic for my first born boy. Submitted by: liz
  • Castor - I think Castor is a very manly name, and very cool. My son's name is Gage. Is that lame too? Submitted by: jen s
  • Castor Virgil & Cali Tee - I think Cali Tee and Castor Virgil are very pretty names. Submitted by: johanna
  • Castor - "Come crawling Castor, obey your father" perhaps? I love James Hetfield and I live for Metallica, but he has a weird taste in names. Submitted by: Mickey
  • Castor Virgil - In French, castor means "beaver". I just hope he will never have his father's teeth. But I've seen a picture of his he is cute. Submitted by: lili
  • Marcella Francesca - It's a vast improvement on his first two, Cali Tee and Castor Virgil. No doubt with Castor he thought his wife was expecting twins and would have named the other one Pollux. Submitted by: Evelyn
  • Cali Tee - This man must hate his kids! First Castor Virgil, now Cali Tee! He must want them to stay single forever...yeesh! Submitted by: Chandra
  • Calli Tee - Submitted by: Barf

Crime Records:

"various crimes"
James destroyed some ones house, shit on all the floors, pissed on all the carpets, barfed on all the rugs, grafitied the house inside & outside, put explosives in the toilets, re-grammed the alarms from instead of doing what they normallyy do when they go off to make them say OH SHIT DAMN FAG BITCH BASTARD BEOTCH PISS ASS ARSE DICK COCK FUCK continously until reset, replaced all light bulbs with explosives that light themselves, mde sure that when ever someone turned on the t.v. a real gun would start shooting at themand try to kill them and would work on mostly every time and wouldn't stop until the t.v. was turned off, & finally overflowed all the systems that use water, the sentance was 3 days in jail then transfered to prison for life and sent to solitary confinment on sundays.
Submitted by: jack

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