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Fun Music Information -> Heywood Banks
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Stuart Mitchell. Submitted by: funny
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Red Ants | Raid Ant Traps | funny |
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Garden Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much
or Half the effort and twice its worth. Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick.
| "Indianapolis"
Misheard Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a colony.
Original Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a-callin' me.
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"The Garden Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much
Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"The Revenge Song"
The Funny Lyrics: But as you pin me down
my arms down on the ground, as your spit drips into my face deep in the back of your mind remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep Why They're Funny: Haven't we all thought of these things? this entire song is funny because it's like a nerd's dream. you're sitting there plotting horrific things you can do hypothetically to someone who wronged you, and hearing it so popularized is so crazy it's funny. hmm... crazy glue and indelible dye... the things you could do with that.
Submitted by: Sara
| "The Horrible Chemical Song"
The Funny Lyrics: Well, we had a bunch of horrible chemicals, and we didn't know what to do. So we threw them in the river, so you could have some, too.
Why They're Funny: Heywood Banks is ALWAYS funny! The prospect of dumping chemicals in the river to SHARE them is so ridiculous that it's just funny!
Submitted by: Ann Miller
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Band Name Anagrams:
Yews Handbook Submitted by: Reese Witherfork
Bad Hokey Snow Submitted by: Reese Witherfork
Bad Honey Woks Submitted by: Reese Witherfork
Song Title Anagrams:
"Yeast Oath" originally "Yeah Toast"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Hates A Toy" originally "Yeah Toast"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"A Hot Yeast" originally "Yeah Toast"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"A Tasty Hoe" originally "Yeah Toast"
How could a hoe be tasty?
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Yeah Toast"
The Lyrics: In Chicago or where the heck I am right now....
YEAH TOAST!!! Why: Chicago.
Submitted by: DJ Blaze
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Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Yeah Toast"
The Lyrics: Oh wee monsieur bonjour cool cat
Uh huh croissante du bagette Maurice a vaulzey Eiffel Tower O wee Maria bagette vouze FRENCH TOAST!!! Why: He starts singing in French here to represent French toast.
Submitted by: DJ Blaze
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Wayhood Banks originally "Heywood Banks"
Submitted by: Funny
Baywood Hanks originally "Heywood Banks"
Submitted by: Funny
