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"I'm more geeky than all those 15-year-old boys who wish they could BE me".
Submitted by: VH85
Eddie Van Halen & his band were doing a Cookout with Hot Dogs and there were girls involved. So Eddie Pulls down his Pants in front of all the ladies & Shouts Out Loud "WEENIES, WEENIES WEINERS FOR SALE." So, Now David Lee Roth Comes Over and Says "Eddie Pull Your Pants Up." Eddie Says "Come On David, Everybody Wants Some."
Submitted by: LL Cool J
Eddie Van Halen decides to Get a Part Time Job at BURGER KING To Pay David Lee Roth Back some cash that he barrowed off David. So Eddie and this DUMB BRUNETTE GIRL Named LEILA are both learning how to make the burgers. The manager shows them the correct way on how to flip them. Of course, Eddie and Leila went on their lunch break and both got stoned from cocaine. So when they came back, Eddie Says to her "I got a better way on how to make the burgers." Leila says to Eddie Van Halen "Okay Show me how." So Van Halen takes his Two MIDDLE FINGERS AND says to THE DUMB BRUNETTE "Okay this is how you do it." The Dumb Brunette asks How I do what? Eddie Says "Congratulations, I just showed you how to flip a burger."
Submitted by: Jumpin Jeff Walker
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Known informally as: Wailin' Halen. Submitted by: California Punk