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Stupid Band Names:

  • Thou shalt not abuse clams. Submitted by: Oliver South

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Unlucky In Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
I guess it's quite clear that male genitalia
has never been more than unlucky to me,
so now I'm surviving because I'm muff diving
I'd like y'all to meet Anne-Marie.
Why They're Funny:
The song is about a woman who has (at least) nine different lovers who all end up dying on her in a variety of ways, the line I quoted is in the last verse and it cracks me up every time I hear it. Sheer class.
Submitted by: Andrew

Band Name Anagrams:

Les MacAbu Submitted by: Diana Jasper
Use Calm Ab Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
Lamb Cause Submitted by: Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
Sumac Bale Submitted by: Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
Is sumac ever baled (like hay)?
'Bam' Clause Submitted by: Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
Something in Emeril Lagasse's contract?

Names as a Word Bank:

Ma, use Lana's clam Submitted by: Cotton Lorraine

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Lamb Caboose originally "Clam Abuse"
Submitted by: Daphne Fairhope

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