Your life has been a complete waste since you convinced yourself you were good at writing parodies. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither does anything you post here.

What, no parody of Rhythm Steps today??? (May 14) How will I make it thru the day?

So, not gonna post on my entry today, “Duh Reel Pooph Offiser”? Truth be told, I’m probably not the only one who’s glad to see you quit commenting on my entries. I’ve asked you dozens of times to justify your reasoning for being offended by the Gary McNamara story 24/7, and each challenge was met with some second-grade retort and zero substance. Does Gary haunt your dreams every night, or is that just you refusing to admit the greatness of the Gary McNamara story. If you had seen even one more parody on the topic, you’d have been so offended you’d have jizzed in your pants. Simple as the day is long…

I have personally reported ALL of the 49 spam “comments” that were posted on Tokusu Sentai Blessranger’s parodies in the early hours of Wednesday, May 15th. No one else was going to take the time to report all of them, so I had to do it myself. It took me an hour to report all of them, but it was worth it. To whomever decided that it would be a good idea to do this spam-fest: site administrators are not going to do anything about it other than remove your post recent comments, just like how they managed to submit a new variant of “Rhythm Steps” this week. This site’s system has so many holes in it you could mistake it for a mini golf course; but hey, you do you, site administrators.