School park, have you high school lines to bring to me?
Won’t you tell me of Cowboy Gary,
Is there a tree where toads are licked,
Where someone’s waiting to be kissed?

School park: Have you heard “Yee-haw!!” and pogo springs?
Coaxed discharge; Gary’s cheerleader fling,
Over the decades and its pains,
To a five-second long gain,

And in your last day’s flight:
Haven’t you heard that “Red Eye” tale one night,
“Yee-haw” and glue sniffed,
Emotions got to his friends, Shneeb needed tissues,
Dating hot Sally; jerk off under the moon, oh!

School park: I know no one wants to hear these things,
But I won’t stop writing of my sings,
If you spot Gary anywhere,
Coax that “Yee-haw!!” there!!