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Song Parodies -> "Brown Nose Turds"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Nose Turds"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Hey, who do they blow?
Leader who's so lame
Their heads are hollow
Playin' a fool's game
Gaffin' and a-connin', hey, hey
Wimpin' and a-Rumpin'
They're smellin' their dear leader's log
His farts are thumpin' and ew

Those brown nose turds
They're stool
Those brown nose turds

What on Earth happened
To make them go so low?
Going up that old man's butt
With oh so much gusto
They really have Lefties laughing
When they handle Dumpy's balls
Slipping and sliding on
All his orange pee and doo

Those brown nose turds
They're vile
Brown nose turds

They will sure sing along
With whatever Dump sings
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah
Just like that
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah

It's such a smelly way
To be dictator-owned
But they go on day after day
Their worship only grows
They treat him as their Lord
Sometimes I'm disgusted thinking 'bout it
They are so far up his ass
Happy to be lumps of his stool

Those brown nose turds
They're vile
Brown nose turds

They have surrendered to
The magaT wing
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah

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MAGA - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Speak for yourself, Biden rimmer.
MAGAts R Gross - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
magaTs seriously risk reincarnating as actual maggots.
MAGA - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
There's no such thing as reincarnation, Biden rimmer.
Rump-Rimmers R Rotten - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Your assignment is to find eeL's "stop rimming Rump, you scums" and write those lyrics on a blackboard 100 times.
Rump-Rimmers R Rotten - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuki!
RedEyeRadioLover2024 - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thesupremes40.shtml “Stop Rimming Rump, You Scums”. I fund this in duh komment suction!?!?! Wut duh hecks uh lyric??? Wuts uh blackboard? Sounds raycisst. I unly now Gary Micknamara and his YEE-HAW!!! line!?!?! I listen to dut YEE-HAW!!!!! line 21 hours uh day, 6 days uh week, 969 days uh yeer. Nuthin is better than Gary Macknuhmara saying YEE-HAW!!!! At 4 am in duh morning. It’s dah greatest thing EVARRRR!!!!!! YEE-HAW!!!!!¡!¡!1111!1!1?1!1?1!!ONEELEVENTY!!(/&/(:!,&:@:$:!’!!!?!!!!
Hump-Hating Hindu - May 10, 2024 - Report this comment
The odds of reincarnation being real are much higher than the odds that Dump won the 2020 election or that he is innocent of any of the charges against him.

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