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Song Parodies -> "Malpractice"
Original Song Title:
"Atlantis"
Original Performer:
Bridgit Mendler ft. Kaiydo
Parody Song Title:
"Malpractice"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Man, finally getting back to writing after the sudden gap of updates last week. So let's back to one of my favourite topics: terrible medical problems!
Please be a doctor who really knows their stuff
See, I look nervous and not just because
I've got dents in my neck from that freak scooter crash
But because the last prick that I saw told me crap
Diet tips when my health was more "s-s-s-s-severed leg" brand
Oh, I know what I feel, I know what needs a fix
And I don't want to utter the word "malpractice"
But I've gone there before, it wasn't fun, 'twas pure shit
So please don't make me utter the word "malpractice"
Dismissed as a fever, wrote off as "sore leg"
Gave me cheap over-counter meds and they did jack (ah-ooh)
Nearly thrown out the building, yes, they did have the gall (ah-ooh)
They saw me as a freak, someone just high as balls (ah-ooh)
Please hear me out, hear me out, before lawyers get called (ah-ooh)
Oh, I know what I feel, I know my pain persists
And I don't want to bring up the word "malpractice"
'Cause I've gone there before, I'd rather get help and quick
So please don't make me bring up the word "malpractice" (ayy, ayy)
Been a little forward, yes, I know
A bit loose with the definition, though? I don't think so
I wouldn't threaten with the law for some kinda joke
Ev'ry dictionary backs me in how the suit would go, so (ah-ooh)
I'm makin' sure that there is zero negligence (ah-ooh)
Can't be treated mildly, I'm not here just for the hell of it (ah-ooh)
I know that I mentioned I was in a traffic accident (ah-ooh)
Mentionin' "malpractice" 'cause I've had sim'lar damages, damages (ah-ooh)
Broken bones, real hurtin', still mistaken
For the kind of twerp who thinks "bruise" means "E.R. patient"
Pain in ev'ry nerve and yet they thought I was drug chasin', yeah
Pretty clear that's awful, so I'd rather not replay it, hate it, ayy
You can say your doctors aren't that bad
If I have no problems, I'll say sorry for my act
But I cannot lie, no regrets coverin' my ass
That's how I'd rather be than have court dates comin' fast
Oh, I know what I feel, I know I need a fix
And I don't want to utter the word "malpractice"
Since I've gone there before, nobody wants that whole trip
So please don't make me utter the word "malpractice"
Malpractice
See, I look nervous and not just because
I've got dents in my neck from that freak scooter crash
But because the last prick that I saw told me crap
Diet tips when my health was more "s-s-s-s-severed leg" brand
Oh, I know what I feel, I know what needs a fix
And I don't want to utter the word "malpractice"
But I've gone there before, it wasn't fun, 'twas pure shit
So please don't make me utter the word "malpractice"
Dismissed as a fever, wrote off as "sore leg"
Gave me cheap over-counter meds and they did jack (ah-ooh)
Nearly thrown out the building, yes, they did have the gall (ah-ooh)
They saw me as a freak, someone just high as balls (ah-ooh)
Please hear me out, hear me out, before lawyers get called (ah-ooh)
Oh, I know what I feel, I know my pain persists
And I don't want to bring up the word "malpractice"
'Cause I've gone there before, I'd rather get help and quick
So please don't make me bring up the word "malpractice" (ayy, ayy)
Been a little forward, yes, I know
A bit loose with the definition, though? I don't think so
I wouldn't threaten with the law for some kinda joke
Ev'ry dictionary backs me in how the suit would go, so (ah-ooh)
I'm makin' sure that there is zero negligence (ah-ooh)
Can't be treated mildly, I'm not here just for the hell of it (ah-ooh)
I know that I mentioned I was in a traffic accident (ah-ooh)
Mentionin' "malpractice" 'cause I've had sim'lar damages, damages (ah-ooh)
Broken bones, real hurtin', still mistaken
For the kind of twerp who thinks "bruise" means "E.R. patient"
Pain in ev'ry nerve and yet they thought I was drug chasin', yeah
Pretty clear that's awful, so I'd rather not replay it, hate it, ayy
You can say your doctors aren't that bad
If I have no problems, I'll say sorry for my act
But I cannot lie, no regrets coverin' my ass
That's how I'd rather be than have court dates comin' fast
Oh, I know what I feel, I know I need a fix
And I don't want to utter the word "malpractice"
Since I've gone there before, nobody wants that whole trip
So please don't make me utter the word "malpractice"
Malpractice
Today I learned that "malpractice" is not a medical term, but a legal one. For example, there can be legal malpractice, otherwise known as "pulling a Lionel Hutz".
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