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Song Parodies -> "The Gary McNamara Song (“Yee-haw!!”)"
Original Song Title:
"Strangers in the Dark"
Original Performer:
Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"The Gary McNamara Song (“Yee-haw!!”)"
Parody Written by:
Jewish Carole Lombard
The Lyrics
Last night, I heard a “Yee-haw!!” in the dark,
That line, from high school days; heard in the dark…
I don’t know why Gary said it,
He told me his dumb friend Shneeb cried,
Cheerleaders, coaxed discharge; had it.
His hormones were lit up like fire,
Red Eye gave us a great line in the dark,
And I jerked off to his cowboy/pickup line,
Strangely confused and excited,
That “Yee-haw!!” gives meaning to life,
And that’s how I heard “Yee-haw!” in the dark!
That line, from high school days; heard in the dark…
I don’t know why Gary said it,
He told me his dumb friend Shneeb cried,
Cheerleaders, coaxed discharge; had it.
His hormones were lit up like fire,
Red Eye gave us a great line in the dark,
And I jerked off to his cowboy/pickup line,
Strangely confused and excited,
That “Yee-haw!!” gives meaning to life,
And that’s how I heard “Yee-haw!” in the dark!
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I'm curious what you would write in these pseudo-entries if you didn't have stupid TV ads and +/- 100 year old songs to copy/paste from. Then again, anyone who's had the misfortune of slogging through one of your "parodies" would know better than to expect originality, let alone wit. I wouldn't doubt there are funnier phone books out there. Darrrrr.
^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, recycling my old comments because originality is too difficult for a double digit mind. BTW, trying to hide behind other people’s names is the virtual equivalent of saying “Someone else pooped my pants”. But then, ya hafta consider who we’re dealing with.
Wow, how disrespectful to the original artist. The fact that you don’t even care about this song shows what a low-life you truly are. Anyone who has never heard of the OS as in idiot, so basically %99.9999 percent of the population. If you remember back to two years ago, my first entries were about the return of the “Germanfest” event in Topeka, KS, and how people were racist for attending it. Since it’s going to return this year and advertisements are starting soon, that will be my fixation on the site for awhile. In the meantime, have another jerk-off session over that Rag-Tag Gary McNamara and his high school cowboy antics.
Shalom, Gary McNamara! Are we getting another reprise of the greatest moment in high school history? Why, if it isn’t…not one, but TWO “parodies” reprising the greatest chutzpah the education system has ever seen? Gary has decided to spend the rest of his life in devotion to the last moment of his adolescence, and I’m just kvelling. It’s not like he’s able to be good for much else, anyway. He must be meshuggeneh to think he can wear that rag-tag cowboy getup to a funeral. What a schmuck, that rag-tag Gary McNamara. Oy vey!
Won’t that rag-tag Gary McNamara just give up his cowboy obsession already? (Answer: “No, partner.”)
I’m guessing your real objection to “Germanfest” is that old school Germans weren’t terribly tolerant toward low-watt noncontributors like yourself. How on earth is the local event “racist”? Oh, pro writing tip for you: when calling masses of people “idiots”, be sure you have your words in order >>> “Anyone who hasn’t heard of the OS as in idiot.”
Sorry, wrong guess. Apparently in 2014, there was a case where a child impersonated vaudeville actor Ed Wynn at the event, which caused some local citizens to stop attending the event. Heretofore, the event was considered “racist”. Can you provide one example of a G**manfest flyer where blacks are mentioned? Pretty sure you’re gonna strike out on this one. I’ve asked you dozens of times to provide a reason for your disdain for Rag-Tag Cowboy McNamara’s story, and each challenge was met with some kindergarteners retort and no substance. Where’s Jewish Carole Lombard when you need her? Oy vey!
Regarding the G.M. story, suffice it to say the lemon isn’t worth the squeeze. He happened to utter one thing one time that stayed in your mind (obviously plenty of space in there) and you’ve obsessed over it ever since. I think the word “trite” comes into play here.
Regarding your take on the G.M. story, suffice it to say the lemon isn’t worth the squeeze. I’ve been writing about it for more than a year now and you’ve acted offended over it ever since. I think the word “disrespectful” comes into play here.
Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience's appreciation and respect for it will grow exponentially. Say, wasn't it you who said "If you don't like my parodies, don't read them"? You could always try that with my comments.
^^^^^I will say, George&GermaineBriantFan, for a retard you certainly can surprise folks by choosing the most applicable of my old comments to respond with. That one is a perfect retort to the BS you posted. Is it possible your IQ might be closer to 90 than we thought?
Ask yourself this question: Is there even one other instance of a high school moment that was funnier, greater or more memorable than Rag-Tag Cowboy Gary’s ‘73 Plaid Pants Graduation Hoedown? Your own personal high school stories are welcome. Maybe, just maybe, you’ll have one that’s even funnier than the Rag-Tag Gary story. But I seriously doubt it.
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